§ 01 · Berth · Outbound · Port of Tampa, FL
Tell us about
your site.
We’ll send a straight answer.
Five lines in the form — your URL, your industry, your metro, and what’s bugging you — and a senior person reads it and replies, usually within a business day. No drip sequence, no calendar wall, no auto-DMs. Prefer plain email or the phone? Both reach the same people; they’re below the form.
Hand-deliver the manifest
~2 minutes · Reaches a senior person · Reply usually within one business day
Routing rules · Where the message goes · Standing
What happens after you hit send.
- 01Lands in the studio inbox · not a CRM queue✓ DIRECT
- 02Senior person reads it · looks at your site✓ STANDING
- 03Reply within one business day✓ SLA
- 04“Not a fit yet, here’s why” if that’s the truth✓ HONEST
- 05Drip sequence · auto-DMs · “just following up”refused
- 06CRM nurture · re-targeting · sales-pipeline pingsrefused
READ
ONLY Reply ≤ 1 day
§ 02 · Berth · The Position · Make the first message count
Five lines is enough.
If they’re the right five.
1. Your URL. The single most useful thing — we can read more in two minutes of looking at your site than in twenty of you describing it. There’s a field for it.
2. Your industry and metro. “HVAC, Clearwater.” It tells us which competitors to look at and which playbook applies.
3. What’s bugging you. Flat organic leads? Site looks dated? Lost rankings after a redesign? Be blunt in the message box — vague briefs get vague answers.
4. Roughly where you are. “We do about $4M, eight staff.” Not nosy — it tells us honestly whether we’re the right fit (we’re not for pre-revenue or enterprise).
That’s it. We reply with a straight read — including “this isn’t a fit yet, here’s why” if that’s the truth. No deck. No sequence. No pressure.
§ 03 · Berth · Send it over · The form
A few details — and you’re done.
Goes straight to a senior person, not a queue. Expect a reply with a real read on your site — usually within a business day, often same day.
We confirm receipt within one business day · often same day
§ 04 · Berth · Other Ways Aboard · Rather not use a form?
Email and the phone still work.
Three channels into the studio. Same people, same reply time, same standing orders. Pick whichever you’d actually use.
Email your URL
support@misspepper.ai · ≤ 1 business day
- Site, industry, metro, and what you’re trying to figure out
- We send back a 5-minute Loom — what’s costing you leads, what we’d ship in week one
- No charge · no follow-up sequence · no auto-DMs
Email support@misspepper.ai
Call the studio
844-202-6410 · Mon–Fri · Eastern
- A real number that reaches a real person — no phone tree, no “press 1 for sales”
- Leave a message with your URL and a callback window
- 30-min scheduled fit call · use form or email windows that work
Call 844-202-6410
Care-plan & project support
For an existing client · same inbox
- Flag as a current project or care-plan request
- Routes straight to the person who built your site
- Small changes covered · bigger work gets a quick scoped quote
Email support
§ 05 · Berth · Marginalia · A few things people wonder
Before you hit send.
You’re wondering
- Will this land in a CRM nurture sequence?
- How long until someone actually replies?
- Do they cold-pitch if I go quiet?
- Is the first conversation paid or free?
FAQ · 01
What happens after I submit the form?
It lands in our inbox — not a CRM queue, not a drip sequence. A senior person reads it, looks at your site, and replies with a straight read: what we’d change in week one, which service (if any) fits, and “not a fit yet, here’s why” if that’s the truth. No deck, no auto-DMs, no “just following up” three days later. The ball stays in your court.
Standing order · since 2021
FAQ · 02
How fast will you reply?
Usually within one business day, often same day. If we’re mid-launch on a build it might be two — but you’ll hear from a senior person, not an auto-responder, and not an account manager reading from a script.
SLA · documented
FAQ · 03
Can I just email or call instead?
support@misspepper.ai reaches exactly the same people, and so does 844-202-6410. The form isn’t a wall — it’s just faster for both of us. Use whatever you’d actually use.
Three channels · one inbox
FAQ · 04
Do you charge for the first conversation? And will you cold-pitch me?
No, and no. The free 5-minute Loom audit and the 30-minute fit call are both free. The only paid front-door option is the $500 SEO audit — a real deliverable (a written plan you keep), credited in full if you build with us. And we don’t cold-pitch: no auto-DMs, no nurture sequence, no “just following up” three days later. If you go quiet, you go quiet — we won’t chase you.
Promise · the kind of agency we’d want to hire
Where are we based? Tampa, Florida. The work travels across Florida and select US metros; the methodology travels with it.
Berth · 06
Send it over. We’ll send a straight answer.
Your URL, your industry, your metro, and what’s bugging you. A reply from a senior person, usually within a business day — including “not a fit yet, here’s why” if that’s the truth. No deck, no sequence, no pressure.
- Direct to the studio inbox · senior person reads it
- Reply within one business day · often same day
- Honest read · “not a fit yet” if that’s the truth
- Three channels in: form · email · phone — same people
- Zero follow-up sequence · the ball stays in your court
Tampa, FL · Also working in: Orlando · Jacksonville · Miami · St. Petersburg